19 Cringe-Worthy Comments Filipinas Hear On A Daily Basis

August 24, 2017, 1:56 pm

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“Meron ka ba?”

Basically anything that comes out of a catcaller's mouth.

Inquirer / BuzzFeed

"Kababae mong tao nakabukaka ka!"

Twitter: @BuzzFeedPH / BuzzFeed

"Kababae mong tao, ang lakas mo uminom."

Sorry, but lasing has no gender.

Kat Galang

"Ang lakas mo mag-mura, babae ka pa naman."

AY SHET SORRY BAWAL BA MAG-MURA PUTA DI KO ALAM E

Twitter: @RElGNSUS

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25 Things You'll Definitely Relate To If You Grew Up Poor In Manila

August 27, 2017, 10:04 am

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Jollibee = fine dining.

Fishballs: your go-to dinner 'pag wala ka nang pera.

Tiis muna, malayo pa ang sweldo.

Center Stage Productions

Tapos naiinis ka 'pag sinabihan ka ng kaibigan mong mayaman na huwag kumain ng streetfood because "it's dirty kaya."

Dirty mo mukha mo.

ABS-CBN / Buzzfeed

You also get triggered when your rich friend belittles your favorite karinderya.

Tapunan mo ng libreng sabaw.

Reality Entertainment

Twitter: @Flranas / Via Twitter: @Flranas

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17 Things You Deeply Relate To When It's Petsa De Peligro

August 29, 2017, 3:20 pm

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Kapit lang bes, malapit na ang sweldo!

Kar Victoriano

Jollibee 39ers is the universe's way of saying, "I got you".

Jollibee / Via 1. youtube.com

You tend to be more friendly kasi baka may manlibre sayo.

Twitter: @samerikadiaries / Via Twitter: @search

Makikihati na lang sa pagkain ni bes.

Jollibee / Via youtube.com

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27 Things That Happen When You're A Tall Girl In Manila

August 31, 2017, 4:27 pm

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Oo na bes, it’s colder up here than it is down there.

Being tall in the Philippines isn't exactly easy.

I mean, we do live in a country where the average height for males is 5'3" and the average height for females is 4'11"... which means being 5'6" and over that *literally* makes you stand out from the crowd.

Kim Kardashian West / Via Instagram

"You're so tall!"

Talaga, bes?? Hindi ko napansin. Peksman.

Star Cinema

People asking you what you did to get so tall.

"Natulog ka ba tuwing hapon nung bata ka pa?"
"Anong gatas iniinom mo?"
"Pinanligo mo ba Cherifer?"
Buti sana kung alam ko, bimb.

@BuzzFeedPH / Via Twitter

"What's your height ba?"

Basta bes, TALLER THAN YOU!!

@BuzzFeedPH / Via Twitter

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16 Filipino Things Who Can't Come To The Phone Right Now

September 5, 2017, 2:34 pm

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I’m sorry…

The old Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Inquirer / Rappler / BuzzFeed

The old Kris Aquino

Facebook: Kris Aquino / BuzzFeed

The old Senator Pia Cayetano

congress.gov.ph / youtube.com / BuzzFeed

The old President Duterte

GMA News / PhilStar / BuzzFeed

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If You Can Check Off At Least 40 Of These, You Went To An All-Girls Catholic School

September 13, 2017, 7:30 am

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May lalaki sa campus? SAAN???!?!?!!?!

In the Philippines, a predominantly Catholic country, gender-exclusive schools aren't anything new.

There are just some things you need to do without guys around... you know, like shamelessly screaming "SINO MAY NAPKIN!!!!!" around the hallway.

ABC1

So it's not a surprise that many of us can relate to each other.

It's not always a girl-eat-girl world, bimb.

BuzzFeed

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17 Forgivable Lies Filipinos Tell Themselves During Ber-Months

September 13, 2017, 8:37 am

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Pasko naman eh…

On being overly excited:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

On Christmas songs:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

On the most popular Christmas song in the entire history of the Philippines:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

On holiday drinking:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

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18 Filipino Politician Tweets That'll Make You Say, "THEY TWEETED THAT?!?!"

September 18, 2017, 12:54 pm

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“It’s a wow!”

When Senator Win Gatchalian came through with too much information:

Twitter: @stgatchalian

When former governor Jonvic Remulla changed the game of suspending classes:

Twitter: @jonvicremulla

When Mar Roxas shared some wisdom from the hood:

Twitter: @MARoxas

And when he literally just tweeted "lamon-able."

Classy.

Twitter: @MARoxas

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24 Tweets That'll Prove Filipinos Are Talented As Fuck

September 19, 2017, 12:07 pm

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BIGYAN NG JACKET ‘YAN!!!

Twitter: @cughrlugh

Twitter: @undescriber

Twitter: @luigipacho

Twitter: @heyssan

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If These 19 Filipino Food Items Don't Accurately Describe You, Then IDK What Will

September 20, 2017, 8:12 am

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Tag your bes.

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

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19 Obvious Reasons To Love Joshua Garcia

September 20, 2017, 11:02 am

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“Torete sa’yooooooooo!!!” ❤️

Unang-una sa lahat, Joshua Garcia is basically the second coming of John Lloyd Cruz. BLESS. 🙏

Caloy is the new Popoy but — dare I say it — POSSIBLY cuter?!

@garciajoshuae / Via instagram.com

Just look at that boy-next-door charm!

YES! Magazine / Via pep.ph

Young Star named him their "Rookie of the Year" 🌟🌟🌟

At deserve niya nga naman!

@youngstarphils / Via instagram.com

Josh's performance in Love You To The Stars and Back was 💯, tbh.

Caloooooy! 💔 😭

Star Cinema

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If You've Done 27/40 Of These Things, You've Definitely Lived In A Filipino College Dorm

September 22, 2017, 12:54 pm

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5 pesos karinderya rice + de lata = dinner

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24 Moments All Filipino Concertgoers Have Experienced

September 25, 2017, 10:49 am

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Manila, are you ready to be entertaaaaaaaained???

Philippine concerts are always E X T R A — and so are you.

From breaking concert news, lining up for tickets, watching the whole thing unfold to moving on from an incredible night—you know it.

Magic Liwanag / Via Facebook: karposmm

When your faves announce they're coming to the Philippines, you immediately gotta have a game plan.

May pasok ba nito? How to make ipon? Sino pwede yayain?

ABS-CBN

Laging sa Manila ang stop which is kind of unfair for fans living outside the capital.

Twitter: @actuallyalvin

Finding out how expensive ticket prices are.

Bili na kayo ng kidney, please!

Twitter: @aeaweyah

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19 Of The Funniest, Most Bizarre Things That Happened To Filipinos On Tinder And Grindr

September 25, 2017, 11:38 am

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“You and Jesus have liked each other.”

When somebody matched with "Kuya Wil":

Twitter: @bethyw4p

And got the most glorious opening message you could expect from him:

Twitter: @bethyw4p

When a guy thought Tinder is a place for open-minded people:

Twitter: @isayness

When somebody put up the notion of a condo, but for a totally different reason:

DALA KA FUDS.

Twitter: @aebcdy

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20 Struggles Filipino Creatives Have To Deal With Everyday

September 26, 2017, 9:04 am

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Hay, buhay ahensya.

Kulang-kulang ang client brief.

Fox Searchlight / Via Facebook: AdvertisingBlackSwanRants

Friends always think you do work for free.

Ganyang exposure ba? Ha?

Twitter: @alexbovick

Or kung hindi free, at a very small price.

Cheska Pangilinan / BuzzFeed

Non-creatives think you can do anything.

Twitter: @CreativesOfMNL

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19 Tweets About Pinoy Fast Food That Will Make You Angry

September 26, 2017, 11:03 am

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“Wala na pong thigh part. Willing to wait?”

Twitter: @margebetter / Via Twitter: @margebetter

Twitter: Animeders / Via Twitter: @Animeders

Twitter: geyayd / Via Twitter: @geyayd

Twitter: @3gocoachsot / Via Twitter: @360coachsot

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Can You Tell If These Quotes Are By Duterte Or Something We Just Completely Made Up?

September 27, 2017, 1:12 pm

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Fake news or not??? It’s time to find out.

Get Real Philippines / BuzzFeed

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16 Extremely Undervalued Fragrances Filipinos Wish Existed

September 27, 2017, 2:08 pm

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*Sniffs screen*

Your favorite breakfast:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

A scent that'll wake you up:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

Your favorite type of carb:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

That smell of a busy Filipino kitchen:

Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed

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18 Struggles You'll Relate To Kung Di Ka Pangit Pero Di Ka Maganda

September 27, 2017, 3:00 pm

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It me!!! … :(

Sa driver ng jeep mo lang maririnig ang salitang "Pogi."

Quantum Films / Via youtube.com

May mga taong pinanganak na maganda, tayo 'yung mga pinanganak lang.

Star Cinema / Via youtube.com

Hindi nata-translate ang nakikita mo sa salamin kumpara sa camera.

ABS-CBN Star Cinema / Via youtube.com

Tingin ka nang tingin sa salamin, kailangan laging i-maintain.

Regal Entertainment, Inc. / Via youtube.com

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21 Terms That You Can Only Understand If You're Truly Pinoy

September 29, 2017, 1:07 pm

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Haba ng hair ni Jhemerlhyn, so bigyan ng jacket. Gets?

Bigyan ng jacket

Literally means "to give a jacket." But you are giving a jacket to someone not because they're cold, but because they're a winner. Popularized by TV host Willie Revillame.

GMA Network

Mag-asawang sampal

"Married slaps." A pair (or more) of slaps that can take your head off.

ABS-CBN

Twitter: @joycellanera / Via Twitter: @joycellanera

Salvage

The Pinoy definition is the opposite of the dictionary definition: salvage is to kill a person, through extra-judicial means.

YouTube: Sine Pelikula / Via youtube.com

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