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Here Are The Important Things Rodrigo Duterte Covered In His 2017 SONA (And The Things He Didn't)

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War on drugs, human rights, and Martial Law, just to name a few.

On July 23, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte delivered his State of the Nation Address, his second in his six-year term.

On July 23, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte delivered his State of the Nation Address, his second in his six-year term.

As typical SONAs go, it was expected that his speech include updates on the promises he'd made during his first SONA, as well as a statement of his administration's accomplishments during his first year in the office.

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First of all, of course, the president talked about the war on drugs.

First of all, of course, the president talked about the war on drugs.

Within the first few minutes of his speech, President Duterte said that the war on drugs will not cease despite pressure from international government and organizations.

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In this light, he proceeded to talk about his stance on human rights.

In this light, he proceeded to talk about his stance on human rights.

"I will not allow the ruin of the youth, the integration of families... forced by criminals... Neither will I be immobilized by inactions," he said.

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18 Gross Things Filipinos Do But Never Talk About

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Don’t @ me.

Touching the armrests inside the MRT then proceeding to touch our faces.

Touching the armrests inside the MRT then proceeding to touch our faces.

Think about the hand of the last person who touched that... where has it been? What else has it touched??? THINK. ABOUT. IT.

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Walking around all day with stale, hardened pieces of rice adhered to our shirts.

Walking around all day with stale, hardened pieces of rice adhered to our shirts.

Don't deny it. We've all been there.

Twitter: @romhotsauce

Tapos kakainin because we're just "curious."

Tapos kakainin because we're just "curious."

AMININ!!!!

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Lumulusong sa baha na para na ring dagat ng basura.

Lumulusong sa baha na para na ring dagat ng basura.

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21 Tell-Tale Signs You're The Besh Of All Beshies

18 Moments That Will Make You Say "OMG ADULT NA KO!"

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Millennial ka pa ba? Or millennial adult na?

Minsan, you remember that you once had to go to school. But you're an adult now, which means no more homework!

Minsan, you remember that you once had to go to school. But you're an adult now, which means no more homework!

Exams? Registration? Tapos na!

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But you still have assignments and due dates at work.

But you still have assignments and due dates at work.

At least ang homework, pwede sa bahay nalang gawin.

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Mondays become the worst day of the week. (And Sunday nights too because you know you have to go to work the next day.)

Mondays become the worst day of the week. (And Sunday nights too because you know you have to go to work the next day.)

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If you have free time, you'd rather hang out with your amigas.

If you have free time, you'd rather hang out with your amigas.

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21 Special Skills You Have Mastered As A Commuter In Manila

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Isa kang alamat ng traffic.

Responsibility: Laging magising nang maaga para madaling sumakay.

Responsibility: Laging magising nang maaga para madaling sumakay.

Gaano kaaga ba dapat? 3AM?

Twitter: @jaicabajar / Via Twitter: @jaicabajar

Resourcefulness: Always bring your own frequent commuter starter pack.

Resourcefulness: Always bring your own frequent commuter starter pack.

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Delayed gratification: Tiisin mong 'wag sagutin yung cellphone mo kahit si crush pa ang tumatawag.

Delayed gratification: Tiisin mong 'wag sagutin yung cellphone mo kahit si crush pa ang tumatawag.

Lande or yung uuwi kang luhaan? Choice mo.

GMA Network

Long-distance running: Need mong makipaghabulan ka sa mga bus, in heels.

Long-distance running: Need mong makipaghabulan ka sa mga bus, in heels.

Taray.

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18 True Signs Na Crush Ka Na Ng Crush Mo

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Alam na this! Madapa ka sa na, haba ng hair mo!

When they tag you in the comments of multiple memes a day.

When they tag you in the comments of multiple memes a day.

Oy Iba na yan!

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When you don’t have to wait literal years to get a reply from them.

When you don’t have to wait literal years to get a reply from them.

Kar Vic / Via Instagram: @Karvic

When they always tease you just to see how you react.

When they always tease you just to see how you react.

Yes, playground logic yan, pero they're paying attention to you, 'di ba?

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And when they give you lovey-dovey nicknames.

And when they give you lovey-dovey nicknames.

Hi SugarHoneyPieCherryBearChocolatewithSprinklesontop. <3

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Which Part Of Metro Manila Do You Actually Belong In?

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Do you belong in the sozyal South? The far North? Making it in Makati?

22 Thoughts Filipinos Have Kapag May Bagyo

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Bagyo = bed weather.

"Umuulan?!? Shet sarap matulog!"

"Umuulan?!? Shet sarap matulog!"

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"Mmmm five minutes pa please? Parang awa?"

"Mmmm five minutes pa please? Parang awa?"

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"Wow. Okay. Delubyo. May pasok pa ba?"

"Wow. Okay. Delubyo. May pasok pa ba?"

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"Haaaay somebody cuddle with me, please?"

"Haaaay somebody cuddle with me, please?"

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18 Things That Will Make You Realize The Philippines Is Basically Westeros

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The resemblance is dark and full of terrors.

Shady old men live beyond their life span.

Shady old men live beyond their life span.

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And sassy old women (AKA our favorite titas) never live long enough to see a peaceful Westeros/Philippines.

And sassy old women (AKA our favorite titas) never live long enough to see a peaceful Westeros/Philippines.

HBO / Rappler

People advocate for children of mad men...

People advocate for children of mad men...

HBO

...not to be judged by the atrocities of their parents.

...not to be judged by the atrocities of their parents.

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44 Soul-Crushing Problems All Filipino Students Have Gone Through

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Nothing like nabagsak na G-Tec pen to ruin your day.

1. Waiting for authorities to cancel classes when there’s a storm.
2. Braving the storm to go to school because nobody announced anything.
3. Hearing from your teachers that classes, indeed, are cancelled and you can now go home.
4. Tapos sa sobrang tagal ng sundo mo, naiwan ka na mag-isa ng friends mo.
5. Or if you’re old enough to go home on your own, you’d have to make lusong in the baha making your Gibi shoes sira.
6. When there’s five of you in the barkada and your teachers asks you to get a ¼ sheet of paper but you only have one whole sheet.
7. Or when you’re the only one who has a pad paper in class.
8. And you try not to make enemies so you just watch the goods disappear in front of your eyes.

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9. Having the whole class find out that you have Nerds candy in your pocket.
10. ‘Yung natae ka tapos may biglang sisigaw ng “ANG BAHOOOO!”
11. So ayaw mo umamin and hoping ka that it will die out pero may magsasabi ng “SIGE TAYO TAYONG LAHAT!”

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28 Tweets That'll Make Filipino Millennials Laugh, Cry, And Say "Same"

If You've Done 25/36 Of These Things, You're Probably Malandi AF

How Well Do You Remember Your "Panatang Makabayan"?

21 Things Pinoys Do That Make Other Pinoys Hate Them Instantly

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This is why you’re literally the worst.

When you and your friends walk sloooowly along a narrow walkway.

When you and your friends walk sloooowly along a narrow walkway.

Nagmamadali ako, gaga.

GMA Network

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When you listen to music in the MRT without earphones.

When you listen to music in the MRT without earphones.

Ampangit ng playlist mo. Nakabubulahaw.

GMA Network

Worse, you answer the phone on the train and naka-loudspeaker ka.

Worse, you answer the phone on the train and naka-loudspeaker ka.

Kasama kami sa tsismis? Talk show?

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21 Tweets That'll Make Filipinos LOL And Say "Tangina Sabaw"


15 Times Boy Abunda Had Something To Say About Your Love Life

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TITO BOY, IKAW NA!

When it comes to matters of the heart, Tito Boy always has the right words to say.

When it comes to matters of the heart, Tito Boy always has the right words to say.

ABS-CBN | Freepik | Cheska Pangilinan / BuzzFeed / Via youtube.com

Tito Boy, pagod na ko umasa.

Tito Boy, pagod na ko umasa.

Awwww.

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Tito Boy, bakit ko ba siya nagustuhan? Ewww!

Tito Boy, bakit ko ba siya nagustuhan? Ewww!

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Tito Boy, break na kami.

Tito Boy, break na kami.

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30 Reasons Why Popoy From "One More Chance" Is The Worst

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There, I said it.

1. He didn’t trust Basha when she said nakitae lang s’ya sa condo ni Francis when he himself was sharing the same room with Helen.
2. And HE👏ALMOST👏KISSED👏HER👏
3. He ridiculed Basha’s passion for making t-shirts.

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4. He jumped into conclusions and made a scene with the whole Mark situation.
5. He totally used Tricia to get over Basha.
6. He had sex with Basha while he was still with Tricia.
7. And when he couldn’t lie to himself anymore, he abandoned her like a mo’fucker.

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Which Sister From "Four Sisters And A Wedding" Are You?

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Madali lang ‘to para sa ‘yo.

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17 Skills Filipinos Who Are Laking Kalye Have Definitely Mastered

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Laking kalye and proud!

Evading possible danger thanks to years of playing patintero.

Evading possible danger thanks to years of playing patintero.

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And being very good at avoiding responsibilities by pretending to be asleep kasi ganun ka lagi noon tuwing tanghali.

And being very good at avoiding responsibilities by pretending to be asleep kasi ganun ka lagi noon tuwing tanghali.

Twitter: @roxxxsh

Having outstanding aim you can chalk up to afternoons playing piko and tumbang preso.

Having outstanding aim you can chalk up to afternoons playing piko and tumbang preso.

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25 Pop Hits We Tried Very Hard To Translate Into Filipino

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Handa ka na bang bumirit?

Bruno Mars - "That's What I Like"

Bruno Mars - "That's What I Like"

English lyrics: Gold jewelry shining so bright / Strawberry champagne on ice / Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Filipino lyrics: Gintong alahas na kumikinang / Tanduay Ice na pomelo / Maswerte ka, yan gusto ko ! Yan gusto ko!

Atlantic Records | Cheska Pangilinan / BuzzFeed / Via youtube.com

Adele - "Hello"

Adele - "Hello"

English lyrics: Hello from the other side / I must've called a thousand times / To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done / But when I call, you never seem to be home
Filipino lyrics: Kamusta mula sa kabilang panig / Ang daming beses ko atang tumawag / Para sabihin sayo na pasensya sa lahat ng aking nagawa / Pero pag tumawag ako, wala ka naman sa bahay

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Carly Rae Jepsen - "I Really Really Like You"

Carly Rae Jepsen - "I Really Really Like You"

English lyrics: I really, really, really, really, really like you / And I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Filipino lyrics: Gustong gusto gusto gusto gusto kita / Gusto kita, gusto mo ba ko? Gusto mo din ba ko?

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Little Mix - "Black Magic"

Little Mix - "Black Magic"

English lyrics: All the girls on the block knocking at my door! / Wanna know what it is make the boys want more!
Filipino lyrics: Mga besh na taga-kanto kumakatok sa aking pinto! / Nais alamin kung pano mas magiging bet ng mga lalake!

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