More like, Paulo AveliYES.
Young Star
Cosmo PH
Young Star
‘Pag walang tabo.
Twitter: @GinoongPepe / BuzzFeed
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS???
The CW / ABS CBN
Starter pak, ganern!
Twitter: @kinalolaph / GMA / Inquirer / cityofsanpedrolaguna.gov.ph / Twitter: @tenfinitea / Violett Films Production
Twitter: @jessthesausage / Twitter: @Essactlee
Aksyon TV / youtube.com / San Miguel
Twitter: @imkate17 / Twitter: @alyssamnmeude / Twitter: @undercover_issa / Twitter: @MiccTan
“Oiliness is next to joblessness.” (Aquino, 2017)
ANC
Twitter: @jaebuumsgf / beautymnl.com
beautymnl.com / BuzzFeed
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My spirit animal, tbh.
ABS / CBN pep.ph
Kakaloka.
Walang forever.
Sad to say, our future kids won't ever have this as baon. They're apparently repackaged and are now called Sumo, but we all know it will never be the same!
No more green tongues from this tart soda.
They're apparently only available in select 7-11 branches and limited sari-sari stores, but honestly, I haven't seen one since high school.
"Pepsi with a kiss of lemon"??? More like Pepsi with a kiss of goodbye. :(
“Kasya pa, sampuan ‘yan!”
Asshulz / Via Facebook: asshulz
They got the best ~soundz~ in the entire block and they're not afraid to show it.
Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
Maybe even until now.
Undin is basically a slimy, frog-like monster/creature who plotted revenge on vacationers who took her eggs at the beach. She followed them back to the city through the sewers, climbing out of toilet bowls to kill those who kidnapped her precious babies. It was so scary that people who saw that movie may or may not have skipped their trips to the toilet for days. If you really think about it though, Undin was only doing what a loving mother would do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Regal Films
The story goes like this: An ancient witch gets trapped and killed in an antique jar. The witch turned into a monster after her death and, now, she kills anyone who looks into the jar. It's the reason why I don't look inside antique jars to this day.
NCV Productions
When you say "white lady," 90's kids would only think of one person: Lilia Cuntapay (may she rest in peace). She was the biggest ~KWEEN~ of white lady roles that, even though she's not playing one anymore, people still get a little creeped out.
Regal Films
Our parents told us that if we didn't sleep (especially in the afternoon), the police would come and get us because, apparently, it's a legal offense. And WE BELIEVED THAT SHIT. Who knows, maybe this is why we still feel anxious around police officers even though we're not guilty of anything. *cough*
Anvil Publishing / Inquirer
“Tara, inom.”
Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
Star Cinema
BRB, mastering the art of lumpia wrapper making.
Teach me, sempai.
The embryo will form after about 9 days (which can be seen when the egg is held against a light). When you see a balut with a well developed embryo, that means the incubation period was longer. Also, balut with well developed embryo have smaller yellow stuff because it’s what the embryo feeds on. Yes, they like that part too!
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Yum!
It's not rocket science!
Twitter: @pepeskitchen / BuzzFeed
Dear shoppers, happy afternoon! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
We know it’s hard, but do it for your nanay!
Being conditioned early on that ‘7PM’ is actually ‘midnight.’
Twitter: @fviralcom / Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
Twitter: @currynuhhh / BuzzFeed
Floorwax + bunot = death.
ABS CBN
Because most of these moms are great. REALLY GREAT.
🚨🚨🚨 Disclaimer 🚨🚨🚨
This list only includes mothers from movies and TV shows I've seen so if I've missed anyone, please forgive me! This ranking is based solely on how they are as fictional mothers and isn't meant to offend anyone especially all the wonderful mothers who are slaying it in reality.
TL;DR pls don't fite me I'm soft and fragile.
Mother of: Eduardo and Diego Buenavista
She forced Eduardo to break up with his girlfriend and marry someone he doesn’t love for political reasons. And as if that’s not enough, she also conspired with her other son, Diego, to help her break Eduardo’s relationship up by RAPING his girlfriend. Like, WTF, Benita?!?!?!??!? That’s not the way to raise a child!!!
ABS CBN
Mother of: Kiko Alcantara
The first time we saw her, Kiko was bailing her out of jail. So yeah, not a good start. Reason for being jailed? Gambling. ANDDDDD she acts like nothing happened because apparently, being jailed is nothing new for her. Yep. Talk about setting a good example for her kids!
Star Cinema
Finally, someone who understands.
ABS CBN
Twitter: @rocksadoodles / BuzzFeed
Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
ABC
We all have that one friend.
Filed under: Things you'll only get if you got flaky friends.
Ayan, ayan, kakaasa mo.
Star Cinema / BuzzFeed
It’s ASIMple as that. Heh.
INDIE ka magsisisi.
You'll like them if you dig: Alternative rock, Arctic Monkeys, Real Estate, Yuck, Last Dinosaurs, Eraserheads, Urbandub, and reminiscing about a heartbreak while convincing yourself that you're fine
Songs to get you started: Forget You, The Morning, I Was Wrong, Can't Hardly Wait
Listen to them on: Soundcloud, Bandcamp, and Spotify
You'll like them if you dig: Music you can listen to on a lazy Sunday afternoon, lethargic vocals, Best Coast, and The XX
Songs to get you started: Dead Cat, Hey Buddy, 90s Bedroom Jams,
Couch Stories
Listen to them on: Soundcloud and Spotify
You'll like them if you dig: Garage folk, alternative country music, Best Coast, The XX, Beck, and songs to make landi to with your jowa
Songs to get you started: I Wouldn't Mind, Cincinnati Clocks, Uncertainly
Listen to them on: Soundcloud, Bandcamp, and Spotify
You'll like them if you dig: Sentimental indie pop, Moonstar88, Paramita, and dance-crying in the shower while thinking about your failed relationships
Songs to get you started: Anymore, Slight
Listen to them on: Soundcloud
Selling: My kidney.
Twitter: @superjanella / BuzzFeed
Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed
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