SIGE, TANONG PA.

Say it like Alma Moreno.

Twitter: @RENderred

Maybe you can demand for an explanation.

Twitter: @aliechoi

Pretend you are shocked.

Twitter: @Albeeeeerrrt

Try to keep your cool and be the bigger person in the whole situation.

Twitter: @kadgonzaga

Pero aminin, di maiiwasang maubusan ng pasensya!

ANG KUKULIT.

Twitter: @iskapade

You can set a deadline.

Twitter: @leagoeson

Kung di kaya bukas, baka pag 30, flirty, and thriving ka na!

Twitter: @jaredrguy

Perhaps take a few verses from the Bible?

Twitter: @imyourjaymedina

Take a scientific approach.

Twitter: @glennpooot

Pwede din ibalik ang tanong kay Tita.

Twitter: @kellybelly

Always have this book within reach.

Twitter: @paudjs

Dalin mo sila sa shop na ito.

Twitter: @alfreddygutz

Or i-relate sa calling ni God.

Twitter: @nitzchabur92

Pa-text ka na lang sa nakakaalam.

Nakakaalam or nakikielam?

Twitter: @liberty_cana

Don't be afraid to make a statement.

Twitter: @PinoyBoyT0y

Be prangka!

Twitter: @alohokyscxs

Sabihin mo, "Bayan muna bago sarili."

Or pwede din jowa muna!

Twitter: @VanSulitas

Put yourself first!

HEALTH IS WEALTH KAYA.

Twitter: @jajamorales_

Own your character as a strong, independent woman.

DI SIYA KASALANAN TO BE FAIR.

Twitter: @itsbeben11

Channel your inner Sushmita Sen.

Twitter: @itsbeben11

Sabihin mo tinatamad ka pa.

Twitter: @Lyn_isMyName

End with a laugh.

Mapagbiro ka talaga, Tita!

Twitter: @elgin_chem

Or just hang up and live your life.

BYE TITO FELICIO.

Twitter: @hellocaris